Typical Conversation

I've been in the market for a big leather bag that can double as a camera bag and also fit my iPad and pills vitamins. Mitch and I have an agreement that for expensive items, we talk about it with each other first.

Can I buy something?

No

Damn

How about now?

I'm manic, not drunk

I love it when you're drunk and in love with me.

Give me a few hours

It's why I have two pairs of Frye loafers

Two?

Since when?

Shhh.

We'll talk about it in a few hours